what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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