I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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