i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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