Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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