That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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