I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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