He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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