wrigley field is MILF paradise
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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