She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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