i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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