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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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