Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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