sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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