Non-Jews are for practice
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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