You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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