...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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