Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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