so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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