He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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