I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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