Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
as a side note pls kill me
its liver damage thursday
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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