Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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