some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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