I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we made out on top of his cat.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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