Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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