I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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