dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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