i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
they need to just BURY HIM!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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