let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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