he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
