Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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