Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
