And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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