so explain again why im purple
no
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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