Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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