Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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