There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
we're so committed to being not committed
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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