chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Do I have a choice?
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My vagina just clenched in fear
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