At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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