I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
