the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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