I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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