i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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