it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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