Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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