i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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