I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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