I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The struggles of a small town man whore
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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