Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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