he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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