My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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