Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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