so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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