Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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