It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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