my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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