if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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