"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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