The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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