also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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