i think my tv is drunk
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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